Some recent spam

And my imagined responses

1. Alexasasasasasa,

Have to admit that when I found out that the fun you were offering and pics/vids (18+ phew!) were not just for me, I was disappointed.

Niko Batallones

alerted me to your emoji showers.

Anyway, so glad that you got in touch. It’s great to see how far my work reaches, especially when it comes to topics like urban planning. I assume that you’re reaching out so that we can collaborate on a future post - wonderful! But girls4u.world 🔥 might need some work.

Ps - I also saw that you popped up as Mia in a different post. Can you help a girl out here? How shall I address you?

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2. Hello there!

Is this Alexasasasasa again? (Asking for a friend).

Thanks for your email and for getting straight to the point about my privacy, although now I am worried as I didn’t receive the previous 518 warning emails. Is there someone else that I can ask about this?

So, when you say, those highly controversial movies, you mean things like the Baby Shark Dance and Gangnam Style… (I mean, I really wouldn’t want people knowing that I like this stuff, but they are just so damn catchy!).

Just a few more things:

• You already have my contact (you did email me), so just send the proofs over and I can take a look

• And when you say ‘save my reputation’. Some might argue that there is little left to save… but I could be wrong. Wouldn’t be the first time!

• You are such a dear about this whole crypto thing. I have to be honest, I feel such a luddite when it comes to stuff like BitCoin and so forth. And so I appreciate you making it super easy for me.

Oh, dammit! Just checked the date, it’s been over 48 since I received your email!

XOXO

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3. With respectuos, why is your company called AutoItalia but your company is based in Romania?

Best regards!

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